I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
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