Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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