when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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