your room smells of hookers.
And success
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
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My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
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Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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