You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
