I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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