I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
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She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
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I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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