O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
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Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
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My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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