We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Randomize
