i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
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would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
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I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
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