12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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