Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol

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(248): View more from Michigan

i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.

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(352): View more from Florida

You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.

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(313): View more from Michigan

I can get orange kush...

(586): View more from Michigan

GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!

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(225): View more from Louisiana

I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.

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(503): View more from Oregon

After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.

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(954): View more from Florida

his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.

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(707): View more from California

WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

fuck you

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also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo

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