He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
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