i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
