Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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