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i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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