Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
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