I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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