Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
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I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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