How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
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I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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