glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
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You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
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I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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