I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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