You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
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Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
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Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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