also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
he just fucked me for my cheese..
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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