dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
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I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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