I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
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She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
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I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
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