I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
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Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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