I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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