Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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