she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
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He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
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ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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