I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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