Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
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I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
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My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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