Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
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Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
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After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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