you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Mom said you looked used
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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