what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
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Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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