Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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