I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
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found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
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I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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