did you get engaged???
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I just gift wrapped bread.
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Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
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I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
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