If that was your dad, he is hot
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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