literally had 100 drinks last night.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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