i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
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Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
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Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Randomize