i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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