I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
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The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
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I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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