Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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