Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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