Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Randomize
