i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
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I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
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I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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