Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
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he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
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That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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