East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
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I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
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I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
At least life still wants to fuck me.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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