I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
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i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
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I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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