I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
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I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
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There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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