I'm going to jail i love you
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I love having hate sex.
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just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
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Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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