I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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